you are not fat
you have fat
you also have fingernails
you are not fingernail
This is something everyone needs to remember.
TODAY IN BIOLOGY CLASS WE LEARNED THAT WHEN YOU MOW THE GRASS THE BLADES RELEASE A CHEMICAL THAT MAKES THAT GLORIOUS SMELL BUT THE REASON WHY THEY RELEASE THE CHEMICAL IS TO WARN OTHER GRASS BLADES OF DANGER SO WHEN WE SMELL THE FRESHLY CUT GRASS SMELL IT’S NOT JUST A GOOD SMELL IT’S THE SMELL OF THE BLOOD AND SCREAMS FOR HELP OF THOUSANDS OF GRASS BLADES
ok they going to warn the grass and then what ? explain how the other grass will run away from the lawmower ?
Cards Against Apples
"Excuse me, sir, but I would like to talk to you about the AVENGERS Initiative."
hE LANDS ON HIS GODDAMN FEET WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU A SORCERER SIR
this is some GTA shit.
You can reverse the flow of Mako if you concentrate
sits here for hours making her go forwards and backwards
straighten your back, mate
NOW GO ON
When you see it, REBLOG IT.
Here’s PHD Comics with a great explanation of the HUUUUGE physics news this week.
1. Tina Fey
2. Aubrey Plaza
3. All the DuPree girls (Eisley/Merriment)
4. Jennifer Lawrence
Real Christians aren’t assholes
In High School I had a friend who was super religious, her whole family was. Despite this, she was pro-marriage equality, pro-choice, and never once tried to convert me or make me feel bad about my own religious decisions (I was and still am an agnostic). She was always kind, and treated everyone with respect, regardless of race, religion, or orientation. For her the heart and soul of being a Christian was to love others and treat others with dignity. She was a real Christian.
Aubrey Plaza’s acceptance speech at Young Hollywood Awards 2012 (x)
Aubrey Plaza for Rachel Antonoff Spring 2014